http://news.aol.com/health/article/soy-linked-to-lower-sperm-count/98038

Proof positive, and support for Scott's view of tofu.

http://www.helloquizzy.com/results/the-ultimate-answer-to-life,-the-universe,-and-everything-test/?fromCGI=1&var_Egocentricism=23&var_Belief in Order=10&var_Spirituality=8&var_Justice=6

This one may be the least accurate I've bothered to post. If it weren't for CC I may have avoided this one entirely. Damn you, sweet sweet double shots.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,363663,00.html

Since the link doesn't say much, its an interview with an African intellectual describing how international aid is causing African poverty. So, ha!

Link: The Which Shakespeare Play Are You? Test written by macbee on

Yup, thats our peak, the funniest thing ever. Its all downhill from here.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/13/wvirgin113.xml

Read this article, and tell me that we should be spared. And, most importantly, tell me why.

Because, at this particular moment, I can't say anymore.

Link: The Which Spice Are You Test written by jodiesattva on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(jodiesattva)

Theoretically, that relates to HP Lovecraft somehow, though I don't really know how. If anyone sees something other than a skull there, let a vorlon know,

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Greed:	High
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Very High
Sloth:	High
Envy:	Medium
Lust:	High
Pride:	High

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

The opening of a social journal is the first path to the dark side, as many formerly functional individuals may attest. However, after a certain amount of social pressure, and a significant number of remarks where I forgot to sign, I have decided to ransom my soul and join this concept, at least for a little bit. As there is nothing more depressing than an empty journal with a name, I will probably even post on occasion, mood/alcohol permitting. Good hunting.