Truth is a three edged sword

I always knew that being a vegetarian made you a pansy

2008-07-25T02:06:34Z

http://news.aol.com/health/article/soy-linked-to-lower-sperm-count/98038

Proof positive, and support for Scott's view of tofu.

Damn uggets, and their lying surveys.

2008-07-08T07:04:00Z

http://www.helloquizzy.com/results/the-ultimate-answer-to-life,-the-universe,-and-everything-test/?fromCGI=1&var_Egocentricism=23&var_Belief in Order=10&var_Spirituality=8&var_Justice=6

This one may be the least accurate I've bothered to post. If it weren't for CC I may have avoided this one entirely. Damn you, sweet sweet double shots.

I knew it!

2008-06-05T22:46:27Z

http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,363663,00.html

Since the link doesn't say much, its an interview with an African intellectual describing how international aid is causing African poverty. So, ha!

Meh, I say

2008-05-20T22:34:39Z

Your Score: Problem Plays

You scored 57% = Tragic, 43% = Comic, 20% = Romantic, 35% = Historic

You are the "Problem Plays!" The Problem Plays are a group of Shakespeare's plays that cannot be readily identified as either Tragedies or Comedies because they have an equal amount of both. The Problem Plays often present the protagonist with a situation that must be overcome, but after a toilsome journey, the hero almost always comes out on top! Often called "tragicomedies," the Problem Plays contain elements of dark psychological drama, light-hearted comedy, and a bit of romance. This means you are most likely a well-rounded individual with a perfect balance Tragedy, Romance, and Comedy in your life. While you may experience some hard times along the way, odds are you will fight through them and come out on top!

Link: The Which Shakespeare Play Are You? Test written by macbee on

The peak of Western civilization

2008-05-16T20:10:51Z

Yup, thats our peak, the funniest thing ever. Its all downhill from here.

To the next person that tells me humanity is good

2008-04-13T07:26:31Z

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/13/wvirgin113.xml

Read this article, and tell me that we should be spared. And, most importantly, tell me why.

Because, at this particular moment, I can't say anymore.

This...feels wrong

2008-03-24T08:33:57Z

Your Score: Saffron

You scored 75% intoxication, 25% hotness, 75% complexity, and 25% craziness!

You are Saffron! Those other spices have nothing on you! You're warm, smart, and you make people feel really good (and with no side-effects!). You can be difficult to get to know and require a lot of those who try, but you're so totally worth it. *Sigh*

Link: The Which Spice Are You Test written by jodiesattva on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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The image of the master speaks

2008-03-22T03:29:57Z

Theoretically, that relates to HP Lovecraft somehow, though I don't really know how. If anyone sees something other than a skull there, let a vorlon know,

Well, no surprises here

2008-01-25T00:05:46Z

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

This sort of fits, though I am perhaps a bit more slothful than this

2007-11-26T00:30:46Z

Greed:	High
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Very High
Sloth:	High
Envy:	Medium
Lust:	High
Pride:	High

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

Are we all Kosh?

2007-11-25T02:27:01Z

The opening of a social journal is the first path to the dark side, as many formerly functional individuals may attest. However, after a certain amount of social pressure, and a significant number of remarks where I forgot to sign, I have decided to ransom my soul and join this concept, at least for a little bit. As there is nothing more depressing than an empty journal with a name, I will probably even post on occasion, mood/alcohol permitting. Good hunting.